The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch,
'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied, 'you can eat and drink
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!'
KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE DOESN'T IT?